Friday, January 14, 2011

Fun Quotes

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.    


Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours. 


Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.    


Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.    

Who says nothing is impossible, ive been doing that for years.

There's nothing more restful than taking orders from fools.    

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.   

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.     

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