Atheism

To all people that doesnt believe in any deity...

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
by: George Bernard Shaw

Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia.

The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing
the Children

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
by: Edward Gibbon 

God Doesn't Kill People. People Who Believe in
God Kill People.

Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion. 

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
by: Samuel Clemens


And yeah, My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian
Angel 


Sometimes you could also say my Kung Fu is better than yours.